A potato is made up of 80% water and 20% solid. Just like you, however, a potato also has these essential features.
Potato eyes are uneven. They can talk to you and see you even without glasses.
A potato nose often breathes whatever kind of air is present but its favorite scent is Clinique Happy.
A potato mouth can talk and eat at the same time. It also likes berry-flavored lip balm.
A potato heart works above its brain. It can be stupid at times but is always noble.
The potato brain needs a pushing to function. It lets the heart accomplish most of the job.
The potato stomach is a small flexible bag that doesn't need much attention.
The potato's excretory organ is capable of holding up for hours and hours, which is good for traveling.
Thirty-five percent of a potato is a mishmash of different organs that function when needed.
Potatoes are interesting creatures.
2 comments:
I can't remember learning this from Biology class. Thanks for the info. I am just bothered though by the location of the excretory organ...it is so close to the nose. :))
they don't talk much about us potatoes in bio class. yes, that's how it is with us. we excrete a special type of liquid, which smells a like a Dolce and Gabbana perfume, so the nose-excretory organ location is no problem.
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