Person,
I don't have to tell you anymore how I am. That is no longer your concern. Perhaps it never was. It doesn't matter. I, a potato, can very well stand on my own two feet. I am not someone to call a creature "indispensable to me" and then...you know how the tale ends.
I am not miserable as I was last year. But that doesn't mean I'm freakin' happy all the time. I'm not an android now, as I've said. I am a potato. And you, person, is but a slosh of acid in my stomach. I will hurl you, throw you up, puke you, vomit you, barf you out or belch you out.
And soon you will be nothing.
Yours (in history),
Potato
I don't have to tell you anymore how I am. That is no longer your concern. Perhaps it never was. It doesn't matter. I, a potato, can very well stand on my own two feet. I am not someone to call a creature "indispensable to me" and then...you know how the tale ends.
I am not miserable as I was last year. But that doesn't mean I'm freakin' happy all the time. I'm not an android now, as I've said. I am a potato. And you, person, is but a slosh of acid in my stomach. I will hurl you, throw you up, puke you, vomit you, barf you out or belch you out.
And soon you will be nothing.
Yours (in history),
Potato
4 comments:
You got a nice blog and a cool blog title. In Germany, it is called Kartoffel. Sometimes, it got some funny and ridiculous resemblance when you say, "Kartoffelesser."
yes, aor...i mentioned that in my first entry. a hurray to all kartoffel!
this is a nice post....for a potato. lol. no really, it's good. but, how are you going to hurt person? u'r a potato. hehe...
who says i'm going to hurt person? i am only going to disgorge person from my potato system.
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